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That was a crazy 6 months hairing around the globe, stamping my dirty footprint everywhere…. filming the new programme,’ Invite Mr Wright ‘ where people invite me into their lives and homes to show me their country. Are they mad ? Errr… YES ! of course.. you would have to be, to let me loose in you private domain.
But I do think, that it is the best TV show I have done….. Ooo…
FIRST up was Vernetta, a DJ , Actress and her family in Singapore… I knew that they would be the best family to be with as soon as I met them at the airport… Its all about that cheeky glint in the eye and they all had it. It was great to rediscover Singapore which I was beginning to see as one large shopping mall, but now I know it is just two large shopping mall’s. Vern showed me all the different disticts, Little Indian, China town, the now trendy Arab quarter, markets , temples, nutty new builds, beauiful old colonial style places, bars and of course, the main attraction… FOOD ! which is out of control there and Heavanly….Two more weeks and I would not be able to pay the excess baggage to get home. We also got our feet and legs nibbled by small fish in a tank, which can’t be right, Vern’s folk’s, Albert & Doreen renewed their wedding vows with 8


0 Harley Riding Rockers guests , all dancing at the church and I got beat-up by a woman in the boxing ring which seems to happen to me in every show, care of Wayne, Verns husband…..but they are still one of the sweetest families you could hope to meet.. next to the Adams family.
SECOND was Sri Lanka. Not the normal image you would associate with this beautiful island, I was on tour with STIGMATA….. A briliant Heavy Metal band from the capital, Colombo. It reminded me of my rocker days, lovely… I have shorter hair now but my air guitar will always be with me. 6 days on the tour bus…now thats rock-a-roll man. With the end of the bloody 30 year civil war and the start of rebuilding we were luck enough to travel to the rarely visted north of Sri Lanka. Elephant action, toddy drinking and a half naked press conference things were getting messy already…. But visiting a Tamli Tiger reablitation camp where 53 couples were getting married that day was a serious reality check. The couples , men and woman were all ex-fighters in the war and as one woman said, who was fighting for 2 and a half years , never believed that she would live to see this day. An amazing day for all of us, what an honour to witness it happening. Then we travelled deep into the jungle to spend time with the Veddah people, who are the original inhabitants of Sri Lanka but are still hanging on, tooth and nail to retain their dying culture, I think that the Stigmata boys felt well at home…


And then as a last treat, we turning up at the hotel were the Sri Lankain and Pakistan cricket team were staying, before playing each other in the Asia cup. So, like you do, we tried to take on the best spin-bowler in the histroy of cricket Murali in a cricket knock about….. again it got very very messy, even my dirty body-line tactics didn’t work this time. Then, it was back to the raunch in Colomdo
for an ear-bleeding live Stigmata concert , time to dust down the air guitar and roll back the years , the night did not dissappoint…. You know that you have been to a good gig bacause when you stagger out, stinking of beer , soaked to the skin with sweat and you can’t hear anything for three day because of the ringing in the ears..
Then straight onto India for the Third programme in the series, hooking up with Bollywood superstar Arshad Wassi, who’s task it was was to get me into a Bollywood film and then make is as a movie star in India. I’m 45 , fat , can’t sing , dance or speak Hindi but we never let these minor details get in the way to my path to stardom….
The forth show was in Japan with my host Noria who is one of the last tradisional Geisha women in Toyko. Which, I have to confess, I did think that a Geisha was a high class prostitute but now thankfully I know betternow…. She is more of a high class, all round entertainer and socializer highly trained in tradisional Japanese dance, singing and a musician with NO hankie-pankie who so ever… Also she has to be a brilliant conversationlist and a complete piss-head to be able to handle the gallons of Saki drunk by rich clients most working nights. I couldn’t keep up with these highly trained women when Noria and five of her friends took me out for a quite little drink, and if anyone saw a figure being horrible ill outside their hotel a few months ago it wasn’t me… What an amazing insight to an amazing way of life and a sadly dying art.
Spain was another eye-opener as I was involved in spainish gipsy life , following a famous Flamenco musician Tito for the fifth show.

After this album are you promising the fans with constants acts? (Concerts and performances)